USM-the APEX UNI

Apex status? 1st class university? worldclass?
Is this USM?

Definitely cannot deny the academic level of qualities at USM as i agree that it is one of the best.
However, do they really look into the the engineering campus?

Facts:

(Cleanliness)

1. There are so many flies at the cafe. You probably cannot have your meal peacefully.
2. The dustbins are not cleared everyday, resulting overdumping-rubbish+unwanted "pest" such as cats.
3. The cats are having human right where the cats eat using plates. The cats consume whatever is leftover directly from the plate we left there.
4. Charlie Invasion at the whole campus-a kind of pest in red colour lined with black colour which is acidic=dangerous!
5. It is totally not a tobacco-free campus! You can see people smoking in the hostel freely. Even the officer smokes!

(Academic)

1. There is insufficient books in the engineering campus's library. You want more books, go to the main campus which is 45 min distance!
2. Some lecturers are totally sucks! Even he does not know himself lecturing the wrong things!

(Others)

1. The patrolling guards are too free. They can just stand at the roadside with a flag acting on duties. They are just simply scanning for girls with shorts, especially during evening when many people jogs around. Watch out, girls!
2. The photostat services at JAYA cafe is disappointing. You can just have to wait 20-30min to have a few pages photostated. I do not know what technology of photostating they are using. So NOOB!

Well, we are trully understand that engineering campus is not as prodigious as main campus at Sg. Nibong. Thus, engineering campus is not as important, and all the facilities provided are just enough for engineering students at Nibong Tebal. However, do us really satisfied with it? Or you feel unfair? Why engineering? Not pharmacy? Not other courses?

P/S : These are all about the truths and facts only, by all mean, we do not mean to harm the name of USM.

By,

HappyMemoirs,

unknown author=)

Exam Season

I believe almost every students in engineering campus has been in hibernating mode during this exam seaon.
Hibernating mode of Behbeh?

EXAM SEASON

1. wake up, brush teeth, wash face...
2. breakfast sometimes, then online game...
3. afternoon lunch, usually ask ppl da bao...
4. study study study....
5. evening, relax again...
6. dinner time, relax again after meal...
7. study study study...
8. enjoy online again...
9. before sleep------>>>still hav notes in hand. Kind of hypnosis’ skills

LECTURE SEASON

1. wake up, brush teeth, wash face..
2. bath, simple breakfast, then rushto lectures
3. so sien, "fishing" mode in lecture..
4. lunch outside, so sunny and hot
5. lecture continue
6. evening reach hostel, exhausted, small nap
7. dinner time, da bao
8. homework + assignment + study
9. boring, go msn, waste time
10. not enough time finish task, stay up late...
11. not enough sleep, then tmr,"fishing" mode again..

This is my exam season's life...Haiz...

Though it is not colourful, but sometimes feel better than lecture time...
Because you look at the numbering, lecture season has more right? Means more things to do, that's why sometimes not good lo..haha.

How about yours???


POSTED BY HAPPYMEMOIRS
橙精灵

Happy Memoirs, Bokay!

Hey, Friends...

It has been a long time....
Lost of my face,
Lost of my smiles,
Lost of my sound,
Lost of my touch,
Even lost of my sight...

But all of these,
They are not a significant of betrays,
Significant of lost,
Signigicant of hard feeling,
It is not....

And i know,
Things are not as in the past,
Busy,
A familiar word,
Which sometimes,
Make us strange to each other,

However,
My disappearance,
Doesn't mean you are forgotten,
Bond between us,
Happy Memoirs stay as it will.

橙精灵

借口

已经很久
没见到你们的背影
很久
没听见你们的笑声
渐渐 遗忘
我们曾共处的时光

为了梦想 为了前程
为了各自的朋友群
甚至为了各自的伴侣
我们 给了自己很多理由
许多借口 催眠自己
大家不见面 没什么大不了

可是 人
是一种很可笑的生物
久不见面
关系会渐渐疏远
甚至有一天
把老朋友
给彻彻底底地 遗忘

朋友 不要再自私
不要再给自己任何借口了
踏出第一步
打个电话 约大家出来
见个面 吃个饭
谈谈大家的近况
分享大家的小故事吧！


诚意满满
绿精灵

Untitle

day by day, people getting older and older

pushing ourselve to the limit to be succeed in our future

but in the same time

we had forget each others slowly

our shared memories had been faded gradually

we had forget how we came across the obstacles together

our shared dreams had been wiped out when we getting older

and now we are just stranger like no other

that's why i hope our friendship will last forever

no matter what's happen in the future....


P/s : not good in writing such article, but i hope my message has been sent you all. hopefully you can understand my message. so please do keep contact thru any type of services to maintain our friendship. Thank you.

Just A SIMPLE question

This is a very interesting question related to mathematic concept which my coursemate showed to beh beh, haha.

Question:
One day, you reach an island where there is 2 kind of people living on the island.

1st type : KNIGHT (only will tell the truth)
2nd type : KNAVE (only will tell lies)

You meet with 2 people on the island who are A and B.

A say : "I'm not knight, B is knight.
Then,
B say : "Ya, i'm knight."

So, who is knight and who is knave?? Can u figure it out?

Post ur answer, name, and ur reason at our comment box.
hehe, enjoy it, i will tell u the correct answer!


BEH BEH (橙精灵, happymemoirs） =)

忙忙星期中。。。

huhuhu...又是一个忙忙星期。精灵们也好像隔距了好一段时间。各都忙各的。。。

先讲讲橙精灵吧。。。hmm, 这个beh beh 除了忙着见大老大姐之外， 还忙着搞好系生们之间的关系。这当然咯，四年一起，风风雨雨都随时一起度过。嘻嘻。。

紫精灵呢， 却常常很无聊。Gay gay除了睡觉和吃喝玩乐之外啊，还常来烦beh beh 借电脑dota...== 结果每一次疲惫的Beh beh也常常很惨下。。

黄精灵可说是最惨吧，因为Ah 珍他每一天都要去pusat kesihatan...让美美护士清洗他意外留下的伤口。但是呢， 有些伤口怎样洗都洗不掉！就是精灵们留给他的Jolin！ =p

虽然很久没见红精灵，也很很肯定Bing bing 可说是24小时sms 某某人咯！哈哈

绿精灵也忙着她的学业，但如果Brother看到帅哥， 我相信她也不会看漏眼咯，一定全力以赴！

蓝精灵，lily 也应该在忙着见大老大姐吧，就像Beh beh 这样。

黑精灵也蛮好笑的！Mimi 这个可爱又Geli 的亲切感的名字，竟然也让我们的女性化男数学老师知道！橙，绿和蓝精灵竟在Lecture hall 里让那老师逗得大笑一场！这老师也蛮可爱的，常做些不可思义的笑声，娘娘呛动作。。。==

至于白雪呱呱，也应该没怎样吧。最多见到Mimi就喊出他熟悉的-“噢，MIMI"...==

精灵们的这个星期少少故事就大概这样子吧。=）
精灵们， 加油哟！同学们，你们也是，一起加油，好不好？Bokay? 嘻嘻。。。

橙精灵

V = Ir

V=Ir . It is a simple equation in solving electrical problems.
Most of the science students should be fimiliar with it.
Teacher used to explain that
V= voltage
I= current
R= resistance

Same goes to engineering students who study in mechanical and E&E. Same concept applied.

But now, I would like to introduce the new concept of V=Ir to all the engineering students and engineers out there.

As we know, when we archive certain goals or victories. We will show V by pointing 2 fingers up.
Hence, from here we know that,

V= Victory or in other word, SUCCESS ------- 1

And we also know that the title of a professional engineer is Ir.

So,

Ir= pro. engineer -------- 2

In conclusion,

V=Ir

Success in career = pro engineer

So for those out there who want to be Ir., bear this equation in mind and stick to it to archive road to the world of professionals, bokay?

P/s: I was to lazy to listen what the lecturer teaching at that time.

This is why i have time to to make this equation. hahahahahhahaha..........

The DarK KnighT ---- 黑精灵

在KL短短的一天

在KL短短的一天，我当然要想办法在最短的时间内完成该完成的事。

早上虽然很累，还是逼自己爬起身来，早点后，就赶着去剪头发，因为头发真的太长了，有点受不了。

剪完后就飞到Low Yat 去买手提电脑，没花太多的时间，很快就完成了交易。在等待安装的过程中，顺便跑到sungai wang的SEED SHOP 探望以前的同事Sharon，再去McDonald解决午餐，反正回到USM也没什么机会吃得啦。

安装完毕，就回到那电脑店拿电脑，再了解一些细节便飞回KEPONG。

回到家，就让电脑充电。再次出去，这次飞到THE CURVE，来到之前工作的地方“Padini Concept Store”，来拿支票。接着再去楼上的大众书局购买一些必需品。接着再次回家。

然后是最高潮故事的开始，因为发觉少了网线。即使下着毛毛雨也再驾摩托出去Selayang Mall 卖，回家的路途中在十字路口红绿灯停下。接着是悲剧的开始。。。

终于绿灯了，当然加快油门走了。来到一个转弯处，开始发现恐怖的事实，油门在我放手的同时没有回到原点。整辆摩托以固定的冲力加速着。。。我当下只想到踩煞车，雨已经让着马路变得很滑，摩擦力不足以让我停下，相反地向左边跌去。再还没起身之前我已经感受到后面有东西正往着我方向驶来，来不及作出闪避，只能祈祷它不是罗里或大车。。。

接着一辆摩托就从我的侧背驶过，结果他也跌倒。

接着他爬起身来，就走人了~~

而我也狼狈地爬起身，跌跌撞撞地走到受伤的摩托，把它扶起来，勉强还可以启动，接着驾回家。其实它受伤的程度也和我不相上下，摩托头已经倾向左边，望后镜也没法固定，进牙处的踩柄也歪了。我相信还有许多没被发现的受损之处。唉。。。

回到家里，把这晴天霹雳的“新闻”告诉家人，大家都吓倒！！

接着就去到附近的诊疗所照X-ray，还好没有什么大碍。不幸中的大幸，被摩托压过没有骨折。算我命大，后面来的不是一辆罗里。

回到USM，还会有许多麻烦等着我。想到那班精灵，就想到JOLIN。唉。。。“惜别三日，今非昔比。不过是比不上从前那种。”很悲啊。。。

+ ）bokay...

受伤的黄精灵。。。

回来了！

白雪瓜瓜和精灵们终于回来了！红精灵与粉红精灵一起从槟大总校回。识做的精灵们当然不会当电灯泡啦！白雪瓜瓜率领黑、绿、橙、黄、蓝精灵们从槟大工程分校回吉隆坡。
那对相衬到不行的精灵在巴士上发生什么事，我可不清楚。读者想知道可以私底下问他俩。在这里我只是负责报导白雪瓜瓜和其他精灵的事。但我还是要祝‘他们’俩相对！
白雪瓜瓜和精灵们在上巴前，吃了K 字头的鸡。发生了一个小插曲。蓝精灵的鸡肉掉在地上，侍应生还摆了个大臭脸呢！什么态度嘛？！
上了巴士后，看见Jolin经过巴士旁。精灵们马上通知黄精灵。但黄精灵却害羞地不敢望呢！酱害羞可不行哦！
一路上，大家听音乐、谈天、睡觉，还有发狂。哈哈！太无聊了，大家有点语无伦次！打打闹闹，四小时候看见吉隆坡。白雪瓜瓜感动到~~~! Bokay! 其他精灵也忽然发觉到吉隆坡的美丽之处！过后，幸福的黑精灵有妈妈接回家。而其他精灵就与白雪瓜瓜连跑带跳的冲去火车站，赶最后一趟火车。我强调！真的是连跑带跳！试想想，一般‘天真无邪的小孩’，身上背着几个背包，连跑带跳，脸上还挂着天真的笑容！哇，恐怖！人家还以为我们是‘大乡里’呢~~~！最后，大家各自回家，并相约星期天一块回槟大。美丽的吉隆坡！白雪瓜瓜与精灵们都爱你哦！

By,
祝你俩相对&I love KL!
绿精灵

槟岛一日游，七个小精灵来哟!

哇哇哇。。。恶魔似的"大哥大姐，小弟小妹"星期,终于都乐观结束了。理科新生，你们开心吗? 白雪呱呱与七个小精灵也是兴奋到要像啦啦队这样呐喊，"Hey MiMi You so fun!!! Hey MiMi! Hey MiMi!"，哈哈。

白雪呱呱与七个小精灵已打算在星期六，槟岛一日游哦! 星期六早上九点钟，我们全都聚集在LEMBARAN CAFE。出席者有:

1) 小 LILY (蓝精灵)
2) MIMI (黑精灵)
3) BEH BEH (橙精灵)
4) BROTHER 晴 (绿精灵)
5) GAY GAY (紫精灵)
6) 豆豆妹 (红精灵)
7) AH 珍 (黄精灵)
8) SAI MUN
9) DAVID
**白雪瓜瓜缺席。原因：吃了有毒的nasi lemak。结果lao sai 了一天。*

就让我们告诉你，要从USM工程分校去槟岛，是多么麻烦和艰苦的任务。
从LEMBARAN CAFE，我们需要搭的士去偏僻的PARIT BUNTAR车站，然后再搭巴士经过一片又一片的"森林"， 才到BUTTERWORTH 码头。之后呢，再搭FERRY慢慢的飘过大海，才到达槟岛。在槟岛也是不好受，没有车，简直死BEH够力! 我们唯一的交通就是RAPID 巴士与自己的万能双腿(就自己走路啊!)，穿山越岭,跑东走西,死BEH浪费时间。。。。。

经过重重波折, 我们终于到MAIN CAMPUS ( 为了在孤单的粉红精灵 – B Hua )。

Xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx

理大总校拥有 University in the Garden 的美称 ， 却与工程分校 （ University in Estate ---- 工程分校是位于三个州属的边界）有着天渊之别。可怜的我们，爬了大半天的山坡，才遇见BHua。

话说那个BEE HUA ，爽到beh tahan。。。汗流浃背的我们， 翻山越岭去找她。 她却个自躲在树影下乘凉 （ 想到都du )。。=@=

吃了午餐后，到百货公司(KAMDAR)购物。精彩的内容，从这里开始。。。
每个精灵都被两个人的‘倩影’吸引着。那两人竟不理俗世的眼光，光天化日下，公然。。。‘没什么啦’。画图不用画出肠。。。哈哈。。。( 欲知详情，请多多与时常浏览我们的网站。)
我们的组织也为他们高喊三声：‘hip hip hurray!!! Bokay!!!’。
至于什么是Bokay? 很简单，bokay = okay。在这里向大家隆重介绍我们组织的语言。差点忘了，我们的阿珍。他买了一张超sweet 的礼物纸，打算布置他的宿舍。礼物纸的图案竟然是。。。鲜红色的love love 图案？！Walao Eh….!!!!

接着，我们到Penang street 和 Macalister street去大快朵颐。整班猪（除了绿精灵），像饿鬼酱，见到可以放进口的东西，都往嘴里塞。最馋嘴的Beh beh，像十年没吃东西酱，点了一桌的小吃。 Cendol, 糖水，沙爹，炒果角，猪什粥，猪肠粉。。。一堆‘猪’食，就这样给一班猪解决掉，永远消失在人世间。(-_-lll)
（ 没办法啊。。。 试想看。。。 一个星期没有猪料理可食，3 餐都要吃马来料理。那里可以tahan le。。。）

回campus 的巴士上，小lily 最红了！巴士上的‘四大极品猪扒’迷上了我们风度翩翩的小lily。当小lily靠近那班‘美女’时，她们更是疯狂尖叫。其中一位猪扒女王还说：‘看，如你所愿，人家靠过来了！’，空气弥漫一番淫笑。就这样小lily 被吓跑了，还捏了好几把冷汗。读者们，你知道这种情况有够危险boh?! 你们明白吗？Bokay??

这次槟岛一日游那么成功，我们要致谢于Mimi 这位有女人味的导游。至于gaygay 呢，他需要加把劲，以后大家出去‘浦’的时候，要活泼点哦！槟岛一日游就结束了。

至于读者们，如果你们有兴趣与我们一起去探险，我们随时欢迎！白雪呱呱与七个小精灵会更新一切资料，包括下个旅程，bokay??

读者们可以随时联络我们B.O.D, http://www.happymemoirs8.blogspot.com/，因为这里有chat box 哦！bokay??